The idea of a chip inserted into your brain was an old conspiracy theory that became too popular before its time. So we’ll implement Plan […]
Category: news
A Review of Tigers and Dragons by Dave Bremner
Dave Bremner’s music has brought joy to audiences far and wide. The Scotland native recently released a nice collection of his early songs in an […]
It’s Official: North Korea And Russia Have Successfully Created Racial Tensions in America As A Way of Undermining U. S. Power
“If President Trump really wants to make America great again, then he would have to build a wall to keep the racists out for this is how the foreign powers will defeat you!” – Warlock Asylum
A Lesson Millennials Can Learn From Usher’s Sexual Prowess: Is Big & Beautiful Really Beautiful?
“Who knows what to think at this point! Had the woman been named Johnson, Jackson, or Stein, perhaps it might be a worthy conversation. But Sharpton? Quantisia Sharpton? It’s like the sacrificial lamb of cellulite just rolled out of Al Sharpton’s office and into Usher bed with a unique game plan of section 8 seduction. We always knew that Usher was no saint. At best, Usher was a safe escape from Michael Jackson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Show (pbuh) and R. Kelly’s piss-poor audition for German Goo Girl porn. Personally, I think John Thompson’s Adina and Perla film was a classic!” -Warlock Asylum
The Telltale Signs That Indicate If Your Favorite News Media Outlet Is Guilty of Promoting Racism
Wafubeh! Welcome to Warlock Asylum International News, your choice for the latest in current events, entertainment, religion, and politics, as seen from a shamanic perspective. […]
KRS-One Releases A Masterpiece in 2017 – The World Is MIND
“The World Is MIND is KRS-One’s masterpiece in being. Track by track of relentless hits with the replay law in full effect. The prophet of the rap world’s 13th album is the lucky number of the “we are still here” psychology and it’s all good!” – Warlock Asylum
Necronomicon Exclusive Report: Why Do So Many on the Path of Self-Initiation Become Victims of Spiritual Drug Addiction?
The term “spirituality” is often used in conjunction with methods of expanding one’s consciousness. Many esoteric schools have established systems where newcomers must pass and […]
Warlock Asylum’s Review of the Debbie Schlussel Blog: A Classic in Disguise of Conservatism
Wafubeh! Welcome to Warlock Asylum International News, your online resource for current events, news, and philosophical essays from a shamanic point of view. If this […]
Robosexuality: How Will Sexual Relationships Between Humans and Robots Affect Our Future?
Although the subject of having sex with an android may seem like a rare delight, we must take into consideration that visuals created by machines, […]
Scientists Discover New Continent That is Amazingly Close To Where Lovecraft Said R’lyeh Existed!
Fans of H. P. Lovecraft are excited to discover that an important aspect of the Cthulhu Mythos, as the city of R’lyeh’ existence is now […]