It’s Offical: The Clinton-Trump Debate Was Fixed!


It’s the year 2016 and voting for a Democratic or Republican candidate is like asking for the person who robbed your house to go pay your rent! Nevertheless, pro-wrestling on […]

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Reasons Why Ashley Bornancin & Don DiPetta’s “We’re NOT Friends” is Giving The World of Comedy A Run For The Money!


Maybe you’re a little bit like me. I stopped watching television quite some time ago. And why should I change? Everything on the screen looks like a Fear Factor album […]

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What Hip Hop Has to Learn From Heavy Metal in Order to Survive!


“Rap music sucks nowadays,” reads the obituary column of a once thriving industry gone wrong. What happened to the Hip Hop Movement? Mainstream everything has become “a-for-dummies-guidebook” in marketing complete […]

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How To Live A Post-Simon Necronomicon Life Part 2: Breaking the Chaldean Covenant, The Watcher, & Shinto


Between the years 2008 to 2011, the occult world witnessed an unprecedented rise in the interest and workings of the Necronomicon by Simon. It was reminiscent of the Beatles’ Revolver […]

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Amazing Centuries’ Old Corpses of Saints That Have Yet To Decompose: Maybe The Temple of Vampire Was Right All Along


What can you say when the dead are not dying? Perhaps, a dream of an “undead” existence is finally biting into the ignorance of modern-day science. Confused and distraught over […]

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How To Live A Post-Simon Necronomicon Life Part 1: Crossing the Abyss and Surrender


At the time of this writing, it has been over four years since I have worked with the Simon Necronomicon. Ironically, and thanks to the Art of Ninzuwu, I understand […]

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Warlock Asylum’s Review of the COUNTERVORTEX Website: Can Bill Weinberg Keep Up With The Millennials?


The Lower East Side of Manhattan is filled with super-personalities that can make any Marvel Comics lineup look like a Girl Scout’s Camp. Standing in as the flagship station for […]

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Hillary Clinton’s Silence About The Brock Turner Rape Case: A Judge Aaron Persky’s Wet Dream?


While expressions like “the land of opportunity” can be interpreted in many ways, the consciousness of America personified has become that of a typical promiscuous woman. Damned if I do, […]

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Lady Gangster (1942) – Wife of Black Ceazar – Is Now on YouTube For A Limited Time!


After releasing the underground classic, The Resurrection of H. P. Lovecraft, Warlock Asylum (Messiah’el Bey), studied some of the deeper aspects and history of film. In this process, he was […]

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Important Steps in Adding Detoxification From News Media Into Your Diet


Surprisingly, in an age where everyone tries to exploit the personality of their own genitalia by saying “oh, that’s too much information,” we still find the news media to be […]

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Why So Many Try and Fail at Self-Initiation Into The Necronomicon Tradition?


It is during the newborn phase of the “tradition” that a potential initiate tries to discover all what they can about the said Necronomicon Tradition. Naively, they will search out […]

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Babylonian Origins of the Islamic Religion


Over the past few years we have covered a lot about the Sumerian origins of the Judaic and Christian religions. Today, we will talk about the Sumerian origins of the Islamic […]

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