“Who knows what to think at this point! Had the woman been named Johnson, Jackson, or Stein, perhaps it might be a worthy conversation. But Sharpton? Quantisia Sharpton? It’s like the sacrificial lamb of cellulite just rolled out of Al Sharpton’s office and into Usher bed with a unique game plan of section 8 seduction. We always knew that Usher was no saint. At best, Usher was a safe escape from Michael Jackson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Show (pbuh) and R. Kelly’s piss-poor audition for German Goo Girl porn. Personally, I think John Thompson’s Adina and Perla film was a classic!” -Warlock Asylum
Category: sexuality
Robosexuality: How Will Sexual Relationships Between Humans and Robots Affect Our Future?
Although the subject of having sex with an android may seem like a rare delight, we must take into consideration that visuals created by machines, […]
A Shaman”s Advice On How Pornstars Can Avoid The High Fatality Rate Associated With The Adult Entertainment Industry
Over the past few decades, the world has witnessed a disintegration of misconceptions surrounding the life of a pornstar. Today, adult entertainers are no longer […]
Seven Reasons Why Women Use The Expression “We’ll See” And How Can Men Overcome It
More and more colleges are being filled with momma-boys of tasteless expressions. Intimidating by even the slightest suggestion of pampering, the fraternal women’s expression of […]
Why is the War On Drugs Being Replaced By A War On Condoms?
Immigration reform?!! We can’t even begin to entertain subject matter of this nature without its contraceptive counterpart. In several countries today, the price of a […]
Whoredom Sutra: The Holy Qu’ran of Thelema – Now Available on Amazon!
Wafubeh! I would like to welcome everyone to Warlock Asylum International News . If this is your first time visiting us, please take this opportunity to review […]
Warlock Asylum Interviews The Legendary Donald Michael Kraig
*The following interview was published on December 3rd 2013. A few months later, Donald M. Kraig passed form on March 17th 2014. He will be […]
A Secret Admirer’s Letter To A Facebook Woman
Dear Facebook Woman, everybody’s got choices to make when they realize that we are just lies crying in the rain. You can’t wash away the […]
How To Determine A Person’s Sexual Behavior Based On Their Facebook Profile
Who would ever think that we would see a time where you can carry a whole social network in your pocket, as most cell phones […]
Shinto’s View On The Growing Popularity of Intimate Relationships Between Human Beings and Spirits.
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