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Category: woman
Recent Studies Reveal That Men Find Hoodoo Women With Tomboy Swag Sexier
There is certainly something sexy about a magical woman who used to climb barb-wired fences, played sports on occasion and is still polite enough to […]
2018 Woman of the Year: Dr. Agnes Atim Apea
Ugandan entrepreneur and activist Agnes Atim Apea PhD has truly proven herself to be a Renaissance woman of our modern era. Also known as “Mama […]
Is It True That The Phrase “No Filter” Originated Around Legends of the Vagina Dentata?
Of course, it did! The phrase “no filter” was once an inside joke among women who allowed any and everything into their internal depths. It’s […]
A Lesson Millennials Can Learn From Usher’s Sexual Prowess: Is Big & Beautiful Really Beautiful?
“Who knows what to think at this point! Had the woman been named Johnson, Jackson, or Stein, perhaps it might be a worthy conversation. But Sharpton? Quantisia Sharpton? It’s like the sacrificial lamb of cellulite just rolled out of Al Sharpton’s office and into Usher bed with a unique game plan of section 8 seduction. We always knew that Usher was no saint. At best, Usher was a safe escape from Michael Jackson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Show (pbuh) and R. Kelly’s piss-poor audition for German Goo Girl porn. Personally, I think John Thompson’s Adina and Perla film was a classic!” -Warlock Asylum
Interview With The First Lady of Hip Hop Realness – Miranda Writes
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As Reports of Women Being Raped By Cab Drivers Have Increased Dramatically, What Can Women Do To Protect Themselves? Is Uber The Answer?
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Seven Reasons Why Women Use The Expression “We’ll See” And How Can Men Overcome It
More and more colleges are being filled with momma-boys of tasteless expressions. Intimidating by even the slightest suggestion of pampering, the fraternal women’s expression of […]
Why is the War On Drugs Being Replaced By A War On Condoms?
Immigration reform?!! We can’t even begin to entertain subject matter of this nature without its contraceptive counterpart. In several countries today, the price of a […]
2017 Artist of the Year: Raylin Joy
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