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A Lesson Millennials Can Learn From Usher’s Sexual Prowess: Is Big & Beautiful Really Beautiful?
“Who knows what to think at this point! Had the woman been named Johnson, Jackson, or Stein, perhaps it might be a worthy conversation. But Sharpton? Quantisia Sharpton? It’s like the sacrificial lamb of cellulite just rolled out of Al Sharpton’s office and into Usher bed with a unique game plan of section 8 seduction. We always knew that Usher was no saint. At best, Usher was a safe escape from Michael Jackson’s Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Show (pbuh) and R. Kelly’s piss-poor audition for German Goo Girl porn. Personally, I think John Thompson’s Adina and Perla film was a classic!” -Warlock Asylum
The Telltale Signs That Indicate If Your Favorite News Media Outlet Is Guilty of Promoting Racism
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Warlock Asylum’s Review of the Debbie Schlussel Blog: A Classic in Disguise of Conservatism
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Robosexuality: How Will Sexual Relationships Between Humans and Robots Affect Our Future?
Although the subject of having sex with an android may seem like a rare delight, we must take into consideration that visuals created by machines, […]
Scientists Discover New Continent That is Amazingly Close To Where Lovecraft Said R’lyeh Existed!
Fans of H. P. Lovecraft are excited to discover that an important aspect of the Cthulhu Mythos, as the city of R’lyeh’ existence is now […]
Warlock Asylum’s Rebuttal To Physicist Brian Cox & The European Center for Nuclear Research: “No Your “Machine” Cannot Prove Whether Ghosts Exist or Not!”
Live Science recently published an article that theoretically questions the existence of ghosts based on the results from what is known as a Large Hadron […]
Astronomers Discover 60 New Planets Opening the Door For A Whole New World
Dr. Mikko Tuomi of the University of Hertfordshire, along with an international team of astronomers, have recently discovered 60 new extrasolar planets orbiting stars close […]
2017 YouTube Channel of the Year: Karceno4Life
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2017 Best News Journalist: Bill Weinberg
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